Example-2

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Oh WOW!!  They're *ALL* watching NOW!!  And probably RIGHT THROUGH YOUR
MONITOR - which means, They are on YOUR SIDE!  Paranoia is Your Friend!
(And mine!! 8-D)  For the moment.  So ACT IMMEDIATELY!!  And read fast:

This is NO ACCIDENT!  YOU have been selected by COSMIC FATE to receive
this once-in-a-lifetime INVALUABLE POSTING!  (Note:  Please direct all
your flames, complaints and legal actions to Cosmic Fate, Inc, RK Ent.)

You MAY have seen hundreds of so-called Get Rich Quick schemes just in
the past month alone.  But this one is different!  It is the _Latest_!!

"Isn't a Chain Posting illegal?"  Yes, but this is NOT a chain posting!
It is the very FIRST posting -- therefore it CAN'T BE a chain, not yet!

"But isn't a Net Ponzi/Pyramid scheme an illegal and prohibited fraud?"
NO, it's only a fraud if you're promised something that never happens!
Like, "no new taxes".  I promise nothing, that I can deliver!!  Except:

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!:::   /$$      /$$   /$$$$$$   /$$   /$$  /$$$$$$$ $$     /$$/$$  :::!
!:::  / $$$    /$$$  /$$__  $$ / $$$ / $$ / $$____// $$   /$$| $$  :::!
!:::  | $$$$  /$$$$ | $$  \ $$ | $$$$| $$ | $$     \  $$ /$$ | $$  :::!
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!:::  | $$\  $ | $$ | $$  | $$ | $$\  $$$ | $$        | $$         :::w
!:::  | $$ \/  | $$ |  $$$$$$  | $$ \  $$ | $$$$$$$$  | $$    /$$  :::i
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|/            '~~  ~~  ~~ <                 > ~~  ~~  ~~`            \|
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!:::    _____   k     Guaranteed 100% every time!         ___      :::!
!:::    \_@_/  //     Safe when used as directed!      __[___]__   :::!
!:::   {~._.~}//     Never leave home, ever again!      {~@=@~}    :::!
!:::    ( ^ )//     Lose 30 pounds in just 10 days!      ( ^ )     :::!
!:::   ()~:~%R      (That's $46 US, $237 Canadian)      ()~*~()    :::!
!:::   (_)-<|)    Offer GOOD for life of this posting  /(_)-(_)\_  :::!
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Intrigued?  Then follow these instructions EXACTLY:  Press the Space Bar

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 -+<<<:  OH WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!  More Instructions!!!!! :>>>+-

Do you constantly lose at Lotto?  Throw craps every time?  Always choose
the slowest checkout line?  Then YOU are PERFECT for this SPECIAL OFFER!

But first -- let me ask you these mandatory routine self-help questions:

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Do you want true financial independence and constant tax-free income?
Do you want to be in a totally loving, mutually supportive relationship?
Do you want to achieve states of pleasure previously unimaginable?
Do you want to start sleeping with your SO, instead of your PC?
Do you want to look better, feel better, run faster and jump higher?
Do you want to cleanse all Karma, and tap into infinite creative power?
Do you want to bring universal healing and happiness to all around you?
Do you want the Secret of Secrets - the Answer to Your Greatest Dreams?
Do you want to find a few of those unmarked bags of cash on the street?
Do you want the total effect of 10,000 cups of coffee in one minute?
Do you want to equalize things a little with an Evil Business Partner
Do you want who embezzled over $100,000, then attempted to get a covert
Do you want $1,000,000 insurance policy on your life, stole all of your
Do you want property and your company, traded your lifework to a crooked
Do you want distributor, then declared bankruptcy and moved to a secret
Do you want location where he thought no creditor would ever find him?
Do you want me to stop asking all this and get on to the Good Stuff???
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If you answered YES to one or more of the above..WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!
If you answered YES to the last half, then WE actually have even more in
common!  That's right!  YOU could have your Own NetGroup!!  (or just take
MINE)  Get flame-mail from EVERY imaginable CORNER OF THIS GLOBE!  *YES*,
YOU could do on your own computer for FREE, what others do for income!!

   __///////\   Why work like a slave for years, when   /\\\\\\\__
     \\\\\\\/   you can get a cheap laugh in seconds!   \///////

"Well sure", you say, "That's fine!  IN THEORY."  But somehow, all that
SEEMS to be straying from The Point -> The ASTOUNDING, STARTLING ANSWER
that YOU have been WAITING FOR!! -- Which, of course, is just beyond:

                     [==( HIT SPACE BAR NOW )==]

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