This letter was started by a woman like yourself, in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost you anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,377 men - and one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have.
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN. HAVE FAITH!
One woman broke the chain and got her own sonovabitch back.
At the time of writing this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday but it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face and two days to get her legs together so that they could close the coffin.
YOU MUST HAVE FAITH
Signed
A Liberated Woman
